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Dr. Red Pill

by Relic

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Musical Tribute to Dr Jordan Peterson

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When all the suffering and chaos
becomes more than you can stand
There’s order to bring roughly speaking
and Jordan Peterson is your man
Just make an appointment with the Doctor
he’s got a remedy for all your ills
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

A lot of young people having trouble
finding their proper place in the world
With brains so fried they can’t decide
if they’re a boy or they’re a girl
Make an appointment with the Doctor
he’s got some wisdom to instil
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

How easy it is to make your enemies
disappear in a puff of smoke
Never trust a Commie on the corner
selling discount bags of woke

When the evil Patriarchy
fills you full of resentment and gloom
Playing the victim card can make it hard
for a lobster to clean his room
Make an appointment with the Doctor
he’s gonna help you hone your skills
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

Politics of oppression
will always blame the straight white man
Free speech is purged snowflakes emerge
a manifesto in their left hand
Just make an appointment with the Doctor
to get infinite refills
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

Stand up on that mountaintop
to preach the gospel far and wide
Socialism must always end
in starvation and genocide

You’re entitled to a lack of basic skills
but it won’t find you a job
There ain’t no doubt he can sort you out
and separate you from the mob
Make an appointment to see the Doctor
he’s got a house on Bucko Hill
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

When that degree in gender studies
doesn’t give everything you deserve
Think again sunshine only so much time
to save your father from the underworld
Just make an appointment with the Doctor
he’s got a cure for all your ills
JP’s in his office and he’s handing out Red Pills

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released June 16, 2018

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