Making Bacon

by Relic

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Don’t give me no Junk Food...
Won’t go far on a Kit Kat bar
Don’t give me no Coca Cola...
Carbonated sugar water
ain’t gonna make you smarter
Don’t give me no Lean Cuisine...
Cause saturated fat is where it’s at
Hold your horses, my belly’s aching...
come on baby let’s make some bacon

CHORUS: Making Bacon, it’s a thrill...
warming up my cast iron grill
Making Bacon, I’m the man...
throw a couple pounds in the frying pan
Making Bacon, Making Bacon,
Make it make it make it... all night long

Don’t give me no Twinkie...
it’ll still be here in a thousand years
Don’t give me no Wonder Bread...
and I won’t wonder why I’m not dead
Don’t give me no Vegan Meat...
Cause saturated fat is where it’s at
Hold your horses, my belly’s aching...
come on baby let’s make some bacon

CHORUS: Making Bacon, in the stew...
put a big slab on the BBQ
Making Bacon, in the oven...
come on Baby got time for loving
Making Bacon, Making Bacon,
Make it make it make it... all night long

Don’t give me no Tofu...
Had it up to here with that Gelatinous Goo
Don’t give me no Tofu Dog...
rather be chewing on a sawdust log
Don’t have to beg from Jenny Craig...
Cause saturated fat is where it’s at
Hold your horses, my belly’s aching...
come on baby let’s make some bacon

CHORUS: Making Bacon, smoking wood...
taste of Bacon is so damn good
Making Bacon, hear it sing...
Bacon goes good with everything
Making Bacon, Making Bacon,
Make it make it make it... all night long

Don’t give me no Diet Drinks...
cause Aspartame's gonna rot my brain
Don’t give me no Brussel Spouts...
or any other veggie that insults my mouth
Don’t give me no Yellow Jello...
Cause saturated fat is where it’s at
Hold your horses, my belly’s aching...
come on baby let’s make some bacon

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released February 11, 2014

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